Chris

Bio

Another original member and a three-time champ, Chris has etched his name into league history with both dominance and controversy. Not only did he pull off a perfect season, but he also once resorted to hiring a paid fantasy service to “help” him draft — a move that still makes the rest of us laugh (and question how many of those trophies really count). And, for balance, he’s also endured the humiliation of finishing last three times, proving even legends have their lows. Outside of fantasy, Chris is hands down the best golfer in the group, which is impressive, but not nearly as impressive as the legendary big butt. Whether he’s winning championships or lining up a drive on the fairway, Chris is impossible to ignore — for more reasons than one.