Jesus

Bio

One of the league’s originals and the undisputed king of the trophy case, Jesus holds the record with four championships — including a perfect season and back-to-back titles that still sting for the rest of us. Of course, we’ll never let him forget that his very first “win” came off an auto-draft, which pretty much makes it the fantasy equivalent of using bumpers in bowling. And just to keep things interesting, he’s also the only team in league history to finish last two years in a row, proving that even champions have their off days. When he’s not stacking fantasy wins, he’s out dominating cornhole boards like it’s his second career. Love him or hate him, if you’re playing Jesus, you’re usually playing for second place.