Lou

Bio

A longtime member of the league, Lou has one championship to his name and swears he was robbed of a second thanks to a playoff week that still keeps him up at night. Known for his signature phrases — “buddy” and “Damn it!!!” — Lou brings personality to every conversation, even when he’s venting about fantasy heartbreak. His biggest L, though, might be his Superman tattoo, which unfortunately looks like it’s about to fly fist-first into his butt (a design choice we’ll never let him live down). But beyond the jokes, Lou is the league’s ultimate host: welcoming, generous, and always making sure everyone feels at home. He’s proof that you can be competitive and still the guy everyone loves to be around.