Nelson

Bio

An original member and one of the league’s most memorable characters, Nelson has been around long enough to carve out his own legend. A one-time champ, he’s better known for his tight jeans and his self-proclaimed status as the league’s resident lover/romantic. He did take a mysterious couple of seasons off (we don’t talk about it), but eventually returned to the loving arms of his fellow managers — and we’re all better for it. On the golf course, though, the romance is gone and the seriousness kicks in; he once famously told a member, “you’re stepping on my line,” proving that while Nelson might joke around in fantasy, golf is sacred territory.